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Yeah? He seems fine to me. I guess he's a little excitable, but...

[She looks down at herself, then gives a pointed glance to all that glitter.]

It seems like I'm doing alright so far. But I didn't introduce myself... I'm Zoe.

[She sticks out a hand.]

Way too excitable.

[while ray is an armed, rude 12-year-old shit, he's not a completely rude shit, so he takes zoe's hand.]

Ray. Nice to meet you, barring the circumstances.

And your solution to that is to orchestrate a glitter attack eventually.

[It's joking, at least, as she gives his hand a shake and then lets go.]

Nice to meet you, too. I'm kind of surprised they brought someone your age here... Not that you're not capable or whatever.

I'm kind of surprised they brought you here. Unless your statue omitted a lot, compared to the ninjas, spirits, soldiers, androids, and whatnot running around, you seem remarkably... normal.

[Dryly:]

Maybe I'm a superhero in my free time. You never know.

[just as dryly:]

Yeah? And what would your superpower be?

Oh, you know. Flying, invisibility, x-ray vision... The whole package.

[It's still dry, but there's a hint of a smile there now.]

Heh. What lightning bolt hit you? That's how some superheroes started, right?

I was thinking a radioactive spider, but I guess that wouldn't make me fly.

[Hm.]

Maybe I got bitten by a radioactive bird.

Honestly, I'd be kind of impressed if you got bitten by a bird. That, or wonder what the hell you did to piss it off.

Right. Zoe Murphy, tormentor of birds.

[A smirk.]

Careful, there's a guy with a crow walking around here.

I'll survive. Laser vision, remember?

You're going to kill the bird? Harsh.

Nah. I'd go for a warning shot first.

So, you're the kind of superhero who tries to be semi-peaceful at first?

I mean, I would hope most superheroes don't just jump to murdering everyone they don't agree with.

I'll admit it's not my area of expertise.

The superheroes or not murdering people?

[It's a joke, probably.]

Oh, definitely the not murdering people. [a beat.] Superheroes.

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